Meat Shield

Rare Shield – Cursed

Requirement: You cannot be immune to bleed damage

Shield Type: Any Shield

Special Effect: This Shield has its own Max HP. This Max HP is equal to 5 times your Tier. When you take damage while wielding this Shield, you can make the Shield take that damage instead of you. You take any excess damage after the Meat Shield has reached 0 HP.

Curse: You cannot end this weapon’s attunement, and this weapon is attached and fused to your body. 

The Shield must be fed until fully recovered, or else it becomes angry. When you finish a Long rest, you must give your own HP to the Meat Shield, until it reaches its Max HP. If you don’t have enough HP to give, the Meat Shield will deal 2d6 bleed damage to you.